Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Whether you wanna woo your boo, asking someone new out on a date or you are in a mood to get laid; take these tiny tips from your bro. A few lines of man-to-man talk.
1. Remove all deodorants from your closet today. Get a cologne/perfume, a good one looking at your budget (The best one I can suggest as it’s my all season good to go: DAVIDOFF COOL WATER). Before you meet her, a mild spray near back of your neck & earlobes. Don’t ask why!! Your girl deserves a well groomed person who values styling & smelling nice.
2. 4 days left for your date night, I mean 14th February night. Right after you wake up every single day from now, grind a big piece of ginger, add some warm water to it & drink it without thinking taste. Ginger is a natural thermogenic antioxidant & it helps to correct the amount of blood flow to overall body parts including your downstairs department. Now you know why.
3. Clean your bush & make sure to apply some extra virgin olive oil to stay away from unnecessary body odours. Get some nice boxer shorts as well.
4. Understand the importance of keeping it classy yet low-key while dressing up for special occasions. Wear a sleek wristwatch, dial not bigger than 42mm. Just for one day, ditch your sports shoes or Balenciaga Triple-S kinda moonwalkers.
Last tip: Own who you are for real. When you are talking to your partner or future-partner, make sure you lie/hide nothing. Be blunt about what you want from yourself & from the other side as well. A truthful person is hard to resist & people take no time to get intimidated. Tap OUT..💪👍
Anyone who tries to woo me with those cheesy/cheeky texts, remember I LOVE cheesecakes way more than you can ever LOVE me. Another non-negotiable requirement; “Last slice of that pepperoni pizza will always be mine.”
Doesn’t matter who says what, I never went to a girl and said “Aww you look so beautiful & blah blah blah”. I am confident because I am just casual with everyone, no matter how you look or present yourself. Never chased anyone, I can’t do that. Definitely bad, but I am true.
Girls came my way with their salty approach. I am the one who sidelined all, & I will keep on doing that. You know the worst part; even after reading this, not a single person will stop approaching me for more. I have a good equation with everyone. No-one is less or more special. Even if I wanna woo you, I am not afraid of getting over you. The only thing that hurts me “when my BANK ACCOUNT STOPS GROWING”.
We are living in a world where 14 year olds are advertising being TAKEN & 30 year olds are regretting about “why they didn’t go for a good university program and how to woo that Asian/American working in any fortune 500 MNC who earns 150grands package!!”.
First invest in yourself to become the best possible you can ever be. Rest assured, someday you will end up in a stable secure togetherness.
Yes I tried skating for a while, that’s the time I developed my love for VANS sneakers & hoodies. Actually my reason for skating was girls, I was seriously planning to woo a girl in the mix.
Yeah yeah early days of Tap, it didn’t work. I was a perfect asshole in those days & I was hella afraid whether that girl might start thinking more than what I wanted. The funniest part; school changed suddenly & I can’t even remember her name.😂
I definitely need some lessons on “how to pack clothes for a 3-4 days Trip”. Most of my trips are planned so abruptly that I hardly get time to think about what to pick & pack!! I really want to unpack & wear all my new sweatshirts & thick joggers, waiting for WINTER (My Fav). Looking at this stupid summertime, I am pretty damn sure BEING NAKED will be my first priority.😜
I still hope my packing skills will be better with time. Tap OUT..😘