Thought for the day: Yes, I drink wine in a coffee mug while watching Netflix on my couch wearing a boxer shorts. MIND YOUR OWN SHIT.
My expression to bestie while getting pampered “bitch you so jelo”. (Need to work a lot on my triceps, time to get rid of wine-dine trips.)
Demi, you are the biggest support in my pursuit of happiness. No Thanks for being my best friend. I cherish you. Uploading this pic while my bestie bitch was eating my brain during facetime. Whatever written here are pure nonsense & have nothing to do with the pic above.😜
I have taken little bit inspiration & experience on why/where/how/what I went through my life!!
Sneakers, joggers, hoodie/round neck t-shirt, little bit skating, gym & pizza, because I am still the same 13 street smart assholic kid.
Cheesecake, roasted lemon pepper chicken barbecue & wine with blue crab caviar nachos, because I turn classy after 9pm twice in a week.
Business enthusiast, data analytics & PhD, because I never want to stop learning.
Boots, boobs, beaches, bitches, shopping, better flight/hotel deals, because I am one self-made INDEPENDENT DICK & I met none who’s worth of my LOVE or LOYALITY.
Don’t connect with me to give something. I have all tools to keep myself busy & happy. In case you wanna take/share something from me, drop your ego & please don’t lie. I have learnt two lessons after a long struggle; TRUTH & SELF-INTROSPECTION. I always make sure I am on the right path towards my goals. There are rules I made for myself which I just can’t break.
Be you. Let’s share some good moments with a pizza, cheesecake & red wine. Being a buddy to Tap is more than enough always.
It never works. I understand men have needs. Please be direct in case you wanna bang. Netflix & Chill is a major reason behind early pregnancy now a days (even in relationships & marriages). Plan babies when you both want it.
So when you talk about “NETFLIX & CHILL” with your girl, focus more on NETFLIX. 😂😜
(A tiny tip to my CMU chaps, you know this half brain stinky mofo in WhatsApp chat)