First of all; you are & you will be fine. I am just wondering what a weird phenomena of this pandemic. It effects everyone. Someone in Wuhan-China first got effected by this. Then it’s bothering everyone of us at every corner of world. No flights in sky & bus drivers using mask to drive an empty bus from one spot to another, it’s weird af. So many are gonna suffer financially because of this. Not gonna put weak/poor/good/bad/rich/strong on it. Everyone of us need to stay calm quiet apart & together in it to get over this situation.
Don’t empty toilet paper, breads or any such kinda stupid things from your supermarket aisles. Shops are open & they will be. Don’t get frightened with shitty WhatsApp forwards. Please don’t rush to church or temple to seek your god’s blessings. It’s the dumbest idea at current moment to overcrowd any kinda public spot. As hard as it may sound, you staying home & you staying apart from people even inside home is the only solution to stop the contamination. At the end 50-60% population will get effected by this somehow before July-August time. To most of us, it’s just gonna be a small flu or cold which will heal itself by our body’s immunity or it might need a small amount of medication from healthcare services. You might have tons of doubts about what’s coming. Watch these two informative videos I am tagging below.
Second video is in Hindi only for people in India. & This guy DHRUV RATHEE does a tremendous job explaining about every mess even staying away from India.
This paragraph is for all young bloods including me, who usually feel offended when suggestions come like warnings that too from government. Please don’t try to behave oversmart. You might risk your & others life too with that irresponsible behaviour. I completely understand how important it is to flex being a outgoing person. I am one exactly like you. For me, there is no other better ways to enjoy singlehood without little socializing, swimming & gym. I am also struggling to keep my ass stuck in same GPS coordinate for more than a day. Let’s do one thing, learn a new game or language. Maybe take a lesson from skillshare about your interest/hobbies. Killing time is a tough task if your mind is not ready to learn something new. Don’t be just another lazyass binging Netflix whole day. Follow a good diet with enough wholesome grains & greens. Do little bodyweight workouts at home to keep yourself active. Both these diet & workout will help your body’s immunity getting stronger to deal with any such situations in days to come.
FOLLOW the instructions from healthcare providers, your government & WHO. Again; Stay home & avoid people.
Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Whether you wanna woo your boo, asking someone new out on a date or you are in a mood to get laid; take these tiny tips from your bro. A few lines of man-to-man talk.
1. Remove all deodorants from your closet today. Get a cologne/perfume, a good one looking at your budget (The best one I can suggest as it’s my all season good to go: DAVIDOFF COOL WATER). Before you meet her, a mild spray near back of your neck & earlobes. Don’t ask why!! Your girl deserves a well groomed person who values styling & smelling nice.
2. 4 days left for your date night, I mean 14th February night. Right after you wake up every single day from now, grind a big piece of ginger, add some warm water to it & drink it without thinking taste. Ginger is a natural thermogenic antioxidant & it helps to correct the amount of blood flow to overall body parts including your downstairs department. Now you know why.
3. Clean your bush & make sure to apply some extra virgin olive oil to stay away from unnecessary body odours. Get some nice boxer shorts as well.
4. Understand the importance of keeping it classy yet low-key while dressing up for special occasions. Wear a sleek wristwatch, dial not bigger than 42mm. Just for one day, ditch your sports shoes or Balenciaga Triple-S kinda moonwalkers.
Last tip: Own who you are for real. When you are talking to your partner or future-partner, make sure you lie/hide nothing. Be blunt about what you want from yourself & from the other side as well. A truthful person is hard to resist & people take no time to get intimidated. Tap OUT..💪👍
Why these guys pick such emotional topics!!
I cried twice watching this trailer. When Harrison Ford says “You have been sleeping for two days. In my bed.” That dog “BUCK” definitely packs soul of my dead dog. Pets leave us with some amazing sweet painful memories. I hate it so much that I love it.
This pic is just 10+ years old. And yes my body has some extra testosterone, reason behind beards growing since grade-8.
When someone asks me “Where’s LOVE?”
This is my answer: “Who can bring back this kinda nasty expression on my face again while my eyes are roaring/munching her ass & smile equally, that’s my LOVE!!” I always have a tiny answer somehow.
And who said I am not in LOVE right now!! If you are making me happy & your intentions are TRUE, I value/adore you more than those romantic bullshits you ever felt. It’s just that “I am preserving that word LOVE for the last pussy my dick will explore, of course someday I will go exclusive to just someone”, Yes I am stubborn & I haven’t used that word towards anyone since quite a long time. Anyone who wants to see what was my thought at which phase of life, this blog is like a diary. I have no issues in accepting all my episodes of banging around like hanging around. That’s me. To get my emotions, you have to break/fix walls of my heart. Bit tough task. SORRY!!👻