Valentines DAY.. How to!! FOR MY BROS..

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Whether you wanna woo your boo, asking someone new out on a date or you are in a mood to get laid; take these tiny tips from your bro. A few lines of man-to-man talk.

1. Remove all deodorants from your closet today. Get a cologne/perfume, a good one looking at your budget (The best one I can suggest as it’s my all season good to go: DAVIDOFF COOL WATER). Before you meet her, a mild spray near back of your neck & earlobes. Don’t ask why!! Your girl deserves a well groomed person who values styling & smelling nice.

2. 4 days left for your date night, I mean 14th February night. Right after you wake up every single day from now, grind a big piece of ginger, add some warm water to it & drink it without thinking taste. Ginger is a natural thermogenic antioxidant & it helps to correct the amount of blood flow to overall body parts including your downstairs department. Now you know why.

3. Clean your bush & make sure to apply some extra virgin olive oil to stay away from unnecessary body odours. Get some nice boxer shorts as well.

4. Understand the importance of keeping it classy yet low-key while dressing up for special occasions. Wear a sleek wristwatch, dial not bigger than 42mm. Just for one day, ditch your sports shoes or Balenciaga Triple-S kinda moonwalkers.

This is a screenshot from my Instagram stories. I usually do this social service every year to some stupid friends.

Last tip: Own who you are for real. When you are talking to your partner or future-partner, make sure you lie/hide nothing. Be blunt about what you want from yourself & from the other side as well. A truthful person is hard to resist & people take no time to get intimidated. Tap OUT..๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘

True me.. Tap-197..

Lines you see here are the lessons I learnt after time kicked my butt. Nothing is just there without a purpose/reason behind it.

Tap OUT..๐Ÿค—

True me.. Tap-188..

I am motivated, not because of some stupid goals. I have fears, those fears are my competition now. There is a anger in me to crush them. Achievements are not big for me, but the lessons I learnt are priceless.

Tap OUT..๐Ÿ’ช

True me.. Tap-158..

I am definitely romantic. My kinda romance is more about two return tickets to any nearby destination, a nice service apartment, handcuffs, lubes, cheesecakes, melted chocolate & whipped cream. Opening car doors, bending knees & flowers are too much 80s. I am happy to be me.

Tap OUT..๐Ÿ˜œ

True me.. Tap-74..

First try to be “BANKABLE”, You can be “BANGABLE” later. ๐Ÿ˜œ

The point is; It’s high time, FOCUS ON YOUR COINS.

Tap OUT..๐Ÿ’ช