True me.. Tap-440..

Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
– Buddha

In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.😜

Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.😝)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).

Tap OUT..πŸ€ͺ

True me.. Tap-266..

I know I am rude, ruthless, ambitious, enthusiastic, self-invested, truthful & desirable. I use & misuse every single word I mentioned. In my dictionary, there are no other emotions exist which can overpower TRUTH. You see LIAR written, you read & pronounce it as liar. I see/read/pronounce nothing but an INSECT in it, I said I am ruthless.

Tap OUT..πŸ–οΈ

True me.. Tap-145..

I am single out of my choice. I don’t want LOVE, because I don’t want to misuse that word “LOVE”.

I am building myself to become a loyal KING/SLAVE to my tiniest empire. And the day I feel someone worthy is approaching, I will feel it. My QUEEN will not fuck with TRUTH or DICKS.

Tap OUT..😘

Dorky chap!!

Yep i misuse my friends. You are allowed to behave like a dong & my stupid blog will get few more clicks. Guess this sucker’s name & a papa john’s all meat pizza on me.(To CMU boozies)😜

True me.. Tap-84..

Having FUN doesn’t mean clubbing & drinking whole night. Find the right balance between productivity & joy.

& If you are a boring person, you will get bored either ways. Not because of others, it’s because you misuse your time with unnecessary things.

Tap OUT..πŸ‘

Tru2Day86

Two types of people, one who misuse MONEY & others who misuse TIME. You must be one of both, that’s why you are reading it instead of building a stable secure you.