I receive ton of thirsty texts, calls, dms, snaps every single day. Not proud of it because i am not proud of the body count streak i was into for a long long time. When i say “now my bank account is my boo”, i really really mean my words. People chase you thinking they might get a chance to experience the same exciting life that you live, that’s all. I am not against it. Basically that’s how we humans usually approach relationships & materials. We always desire something that’s beyond our reach/budget.
In relationships that same thing causes toxicity, any kind of relationships i mean, friends, family or romantic equations as well. Choose people with whom you can vibe & stick together for a long long time without getting bored of all generic unenthusiastic human traits. Chasing someone is not worth it, it drains energy resulting nothing. Choose those who choose you.
Start saving when your earnings are small. After you earn more, your expenses will eat you & your bank account.
How I see LOVE is purely selfish!
If I want you in my life; I want to see you smile & happy, I want you to be nothing but TRUE, I want to give you a better tomorrow, I want to cuddle/kiss/love/bang/pamper/spoil/tease/tickle/squeeze/spank you, I want to see you by my side next morning everyday; all for pure selfish reasons which involves that togetherness we share which will always be majorly mine. And one major requirement: our relationship must help our bank account grow while we are growing up stronger together. My LOVE towards you will be my HAPPINESS. My LOVE will always remain selfish.
I want your full attention on me, easy for you because I am either a lusty funny 16 in boxer shorts or horny hothead hunk in boxer shorts whenever I am around familiar friendly faces. Don’t think about getting a glimpse of me outside home, you will fail & now a days even I fail to deal with some unnecessary attention. My age; Yes I am 16 since I am 16. I don’t want you to let me move my eyes off you, start working on that booty. You will figure out ways to be honest & happening around me, I am sure you don’t like bullshit because I don’t. Can’t change all these in me, not ready to negotiate. Haven’t found the one who can understand this.
Yeah airline upgrades are fascinating. But I love taking roadtrips into the wild & mountainous terrains. So if you can’t be a good pillion behind me on my bike, I will ditch you without a second thought. We can switch to something with 4wheels & a steering wheel if the distance is more than 7-800 kilometres, see I am generous+kind. If you feel that’s too much, you definitely need to know me more “I am a way bigger better rampant asshole“.
So why am I typing so many things related to LOVE now a days when I am that person who always ran away from it? Answer: whoever approaches me with right intentions & TRUTH in heart, this is your homework. Just making it easy for you, everything that’s BAD will work except LIES. I will just lay down & relax, all work is yours till you earn me. I am an amateur in this department. This word “LOVE” packs tons of respect, promise & childlike innocence in my eyes. Anyday you hear it from me in between those 3 words, please don’t lose it. I am not good with second chances. Yes I am seriously serious about all.
Doesn’t matter who says what, I never went to a girl and said “Aww you look so beautiful & blah blah blah”. I am confident because I am just casual with everyone, no matter how you look or present yourself. Never chased anyone, I can’t do that. Definitely bad, but I am true.
Girls came my way with their salty approach. I am the one who sidelined all, & I will keep on doing that. You know the worst part; even after reading this, not a single person will stop approaching me for more. I have a good equation with everyone. No-one is less or more special. Even if I wanna woo you, I am not afraid of getting over you. The only thing that hurts me “when my BANK ACCOUNT STOPS GROWING”.
You own a tiny chunk of my heart if I ever said “You make me happy”. I never lie. My head & heart both belong to my bank account. Please don’t judge, you can make me say “I LOVE YOU” after putting some stacks of Benjamins in my bank account or try earning my TRUST with your whole TRUTH.👍