Yes motherfucker, I look rude & I do have a beef going on with you. But what about those rose red cheeks you have!! You look like a child & child molester at the same time.
Either ways I appreciate you for being a friend to Tap since I know “Being friend” means something in real world. Happy birthday mate. Enjoy a blissful amazing year ahead till I wish you again. Gift yourself a relationship where your girl knows where to drop panties, so that your misunderstandings with friends will stop dragging.